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Rocket League Rule 34: Pornography at its Finest

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There is a concerning trend in Rocket League recently, dubbed Rocket League Rule 34, which is certainly not safe for work. The trend is a meme, or the meme is a trend, and what is clear is that with Rocket League Rule 34, Rocket League will never be the same again.

Is a game dead if the only thing trending about it is pornography? Well, that might be a bit mean, but this meme has certainly got out of hand. At the time of writing this article, it was number one on Google Trends under the keyword “Rocket League” over the last seven days. What is Rocket League Rule 34, and what is this all about?

NSFW Warning: This article includes cars that are having far too much fun.


What is Rocket League Rule 34?

Basically, Rocket League Rule 34 is Rocket League porn, with a brief Googling of Rule 34 revealing something that that it's an Internet Maxim referring to the following fact, drawn right out of Urban Dictionary:

If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.

This then begs the question, why are people searching for such an obscene thing? This is when we discovered this hilarious, if slightly disturbing video, amongst others...


The first thing that happened upon watching this clip (after the initial groan of frustration), was that we realized the extent to which humanity is doomed. Ten years ago, the “tea-bagging” phenomenon was at its height, but then it dropped out of the memosphere. Could this be the next “tea-bagging"?

Well, we certainly think it's funny. It might leave us with little faith in humanity, but it does leave us with tremendous faith in the memes. Who needs humans when we have the internet, after all? Well, humans control the internet, and we suppose there are a lot of people with very bad senses of humor out there... This is especially evident when Rocket League Rule 34 is trending on Google. Jeez.

Bad senses of humor? Okay, we admit, we definitely fall into that camp.

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Well, maybe this could be one way to increase the number of people per-match in Rocket League? It would make sense biologically! You could also say that it would be a good way to clear the soot from our collective exhaust pipes. Oh my, oh my, this has been an unbelievably uncomfortable article to research. Rocket League Rule 34? Well, we're definitely doomed.

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