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DC won't let Batman do his thing

Does Batman Hate Oral Sex?

Batman & Catwoman
That's the only place where Batman would be kissing Catwoman. | ©WarnerMedia

Batman wants to get naughty with Catwoman, but DC says "no!". All of that leaves Catwoman sadly unsatisfied. You wonder what the hell are we talking about? There is an actual story behind this, we promise. It involves Harley Quinn, Batman, Catwoman, HBO and DC. Strap on!

That last bit was a bad pun on our part. Not because it was lame, which it was, but because it has nothing to do with the story. There aren't any strap-ons involved, however, we do have some oral sex to spice things up.

DC Wouldn't Allow Batman to Go Down on Catwoman

Did you know that you were this close to seeing Batman give Catwoman oral satisfaction? A scene depicting the two superheroes, ahem, "engaging", was planned to take place in the HBO animated series Harley Quinn. DC were having none of that, because "that's not what heroes do".

You can read the quote from Harley Quinn creator and producer Justin Halpern, where he explains the funny anecdote:

In this third season of Harley we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, "You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that." They’re like, "Heroes don’t do that." So we said, "Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?" They were like, "No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone."

Harley Quinn is already pushing the envelope in a lot of ways, but apparently DC draws the line as soon as Bruce Wayne's mouth is involved... at close proximity to certain areas of Catwoman's... cat.

We get it. The potential for the weirdest boner is there and some people (definitely not us) would be excited to get one, but we gotta remember that Batman and all the rest of the superheroes are marketed towards children first, and weird-boner-having grown-ups second. We wouldn't hold our breath for a Batman-Catwoman sex scene anytime soon.

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